So that's how you celebrate the Holidays.
You bake a gingerbread man and then he comes to life and kills people?
Sounds awesome to me ;)
Well, can I say anything but this movie is a joke, if it was suppose to be scary then all I can say is, you failed in every way!
How was this suppose to be taken serious?
He kills a couple of bakers and well yeah he can drive! How many cakes can drive a car?
I love to watch the Elvira's movie macabre version where she suddenly interrupts and says "I told you gluten kills you."
That is just epic.
Haha, I will say if you are in for a good laugh then watch this movie but do not waist your time on it if you want a good scare, that's for sure.
Watch it next Christmas as you might find the Christmas spirit while watching it.
Have fun!
torsdag den 5. januar 2017
Haven
Wow, someone really wanted to solve what happened to the Colorado kid.
Have you read the book? It is the most frustrating book Stephen King has ever written and I get why the makers of this TV show wanted to make something big out of it.
It is an amazing mystery and then there are the side stories. This is like a cool forensic show, I love forensic shows but this one contains supernatural stuff and mysteries too and that just makes it even better. Who's Audrey? What is it with the barn that is her punishment and who is lucy? Everything is so weird and then there are the "troubles" why are they all in Haven? And why is Audrey immune? This is the suspense and questions you have for this TV show all the way and it catches you so much you cannot do anything but watch it all the time. It is about as addictive as many other TV shows.
But then season 5 came along... Hmmm. Yeah what can I say? I do not like it as much as liked the other seasons. It went on to be weird and kinda out of line. It focuses on Audrey... Lucy, Marta, Lexi and all the other personalities she has. I guess she suffers from serious schizophrenia.
Anyways, watch this TV show, you won't regret it!
Have fun.
Have you read the book? It is the most frustrating book Stephen King has ever written and I get why the makers of this TV show wanted to make something big out of it.
It is an amazing mystery and then there are the side stories. This is like a cool forensic show, I love forensic shows but this one contains supernatural stuff and mysteries too and that just makes it even better. Who's Audrey? What is it with the barn that is her punishment and who is lucy? Everything is so weird and then there are the "troubles" why are they all in Haven? And why is Audrey immune? This is the suspense and questions you have for this TV show all the way and it catches you so much you cannot do anything but watch it all the time. It is about as addictive as many other TV shows.
But then season 5 came along... Hmmm. Yeah what can I say? I do not like it as much as liked the other seasons. It went on to be weird and kinda out of line. It focuses on Audrey... Lucy, Marta, Lexi and all the other personalities she has. I guess she suffers from serious schizophrenia.
Anyways, watch this TV show, you won't regret it!
Have fun.
Silence Dead
Never call anyone a dummy, EVER!
And do not scream when you see the old ugly doll lady ghost thing. This movie is kinda awesome. I was surprised that it is from 2007, it looked more like something from the 70's. I think I was too busy looking at their clothes... Typical me to focus on the wrong things.
The doll comes out of nowhere and is just left on the doorstep, I had absolutely not welcomed it to my home as a "child". Ew, just no. I hate dolls. Yes, I played with action men as a child.
Anyways, I can really recommend to watch this movie. It is not scary like every other horror movie I have watched but I really like the plot. And as I always say, fanaticims is never good for anything and this crazy old lady is no exception. She is like crazy cat lady just with dolls instead of cats. She doesn't just make dolls of boys, she doesn't just collect dolls she also wants to become a doll. Isn't that crazy? Well, I collect paranormal figurines but I would not like to be one... Just kidding, I would love to be a witch or a vampire :P
Anyways, if you have nothing better to do this weekend, knock yourself down on the couch and watch a lot of crappy horror movies.
Have fun and unpleasant dreams ;)
And do not scream when you see the old ugly doll lady ghost thing. This movie is kinda awesome. I was surprised that it is from 2007, it looked more like something from the 70's. I think I was too busy looking at their clothes... Typical me to focus on the wrong things.
The doll comes out of nowhere and is just left on the doorstep, I had absolutely not welcomed it to my home as a "child". Ew, just no. I hate dolls. Yes, I played with action men as a child.
Anyways, I can really recommend to watch this movie. It is not scary like every other horror movie I have watched but I really like the plot. And as I always say, fanaticims is never good for anything and this crazy old lady is no exception. She is like crazy cat lady just with dolls instead of cats. She doesn't just make dolls of boys, she doesn't just collect dolls she also wants to become a doll. Isn't that crazy? Well, I collect paranormal figurines but I would not like to be one... Just kidding, I would love to be a witch or a vampire :P
Anyways, if you have nothing better to do this weekend, knock yourself down on the couch and watch a lot of crappy horror movies.
Have fun and unpleasant dreams ;)
tirsdag den 13. december 2016
The conjuring 2
Wow, this is one of my favorite stories. The Enfield poltergeist, though he is turned into a demon in this movie.
Of course it was to involve the two famous demonologists the Warren's couple.
How creepy is it if the father from Amityville was actually influenced by something demonic?
And what if the ghost Bill was actually being held hostage by an Demon? He wasn't though, I have studied this story for a long time.
But the thought of it makes it a little more creepy.
So young Janet is being haunted by Bill after she used an ouija board without saying goodbye to it! Do you know how dangerous it is to not do that?
You let whatever you speak to into our dimension.
That board is not a toy and it is not meant to be abused, specially not by kids!
Young girls at Janet's age are likely to attract ghosts, poltergeists are very much powered by young female hormones.
I really like this movie and I can recommend it to any horror fan. To me it wasn't scary but nothing really is so I would say you have to be a hardcore horror watcher or at least not sleeping alone before you watch this. So I watched it on an airplane with so much turbulence that I was covered in nutella when I landed. That made the mood super perfect.
The story of Janet has been told many times and it really convinced me that there's more between heaven and earth than what we can see. This story is also presented in Extreme Ghost Stories and a lot of books have been written about it too. It is one of the most well documented paranormal investigations in history and it is super cool for a person like me who is obsessed with this scary stuff.
Have fun watching this movie and do not forget to eat nutella sticks meanwhile ;)
Bye!
Of course it was to involve the two famous demonologists the Warren's couple.
How creepy is it if the father from Amityville was actually influenced by something demonic?
And what if the ghost Bill was actually being held hostage by an Demon? He wasn't though, I have studied this story for a long time.
But the thought of it makes it a little more creepy.
So young Janet is being haunted by Bill after she used an ouija board without saying goodbye to it! Do you know how dangerous it is to not do that?
You let whatever you speak to into our dimension.
That board is not a toy and it is not meant to be abused, specially not by kids!
Young girls at Janet's age are likely to attract ghosts, poltergeists are very much powered by young female hormones.
I really like this movie and I can recommend it to any horror fan. To me it wasn't scary but nothing really is so I would say you have to be a hardcore horror watcher or at least not sleeping alone before you watch this. So I watched it on an airplane with so much turbulence that I was covered in nutella when I landed. That made the mood super perfect.
The story of Janet has been told many times and it really convinced me that there's more between heaven and earth than what we can see. This story is also presented in Extreme Ghost Stories and a lot of books have been written about it too. It is one of the most well documented paranormal investigations in history and it is super cool for a person like me who is obsessed with this scary stuff.
Have fun watching this movie and do not forget to eat nutella sticks meanwhile ;)
Bye!
søndag den 6. november 2016
The Walking Dead: Invasion
Jay Bonansinga knows how to continue the story of Woodbury, Lilly Caul and the rest of the few survivors. And just as you hoped so deeply that the stupid preacher was long gone as zombie food he comes back and this time with a plan. How can he be such a jerk? I do not understand how some people can end up like that just because the world has gone down a little...
He wants revenge and as for Lilly she has many other struggles like her claustrophobia. How can she stay in the tunnels for so long? I would for sure miss some fresh air if I was her. She often goes on scavenger hunts and no doubt that it is just to get away from the cold, depressing darkness. Even though the dead are crawling outside it looks like she knows how to handle the dangling bodies.
Lilly has developed so much since the first book she is presented in. In the beginning she was just a weak young lady struggling with a twisted past and now she is a strong leader who has to get her group out alive after an invasion of the tunnels.
In the end she gets her revenge over the preacher and yeah, he gets what he deserves.
Read this book if you love The Walking Dead and the comics! The books are a great side story for the graphic novels. Have fun :)
He wants revenge and as for Lilly she has many other struggles like her claustrophobia. How can she stay in the tunnels for so long? I would for sure miss some fresh air if I was her. She often goes on scavenger hunts and no doubt that it is just to get away from the cold, depressing darkness. Even though the dead are crawling outside it looks like she knows how to handle the dangling bodies.
Lilly has developed so much since the first book she is presented in. In the beginning she was just a weak young lady struggling with a twisted past and now she is a strong leader who has to get her group out alive after an invasion of the tunnels.
In the end she gets her revenge over the preacher and yeah, he gets what he deserves.
Read this book if you love The Walking Dead and the comics! The books are a great side story for the graphic novels. Have fun :)
Freakish
Freakish is an original Hulu series and it is so exciting!
I watched this TV show while waiting for the new season of The Walking Dead and it was not a bad replacement.
Sometimes getting detention is not that bad, especially not when a chemical lab blows up and the whole town dies. But is being trapped inside of a school building cool? I would hate it. And I would hate it even more if I had diabetes and needed insulin.
This TV show really has a great alternative idea for a zombie virus, instead of a virus the radio activity (or whatever it is) keeps the bodies alive and feed on the living.
Just imagine how freaky that is!
So it is a new series and they have only made one season so far and it had an annoying cliff hanger. You know now that other people are alive, you know that the authorities wants to kill people who experienced the blow up and you know who caused the mess. So what is going to happen next?
I cannot wait for the next season, but until then I will watch The Walking Dead with many mixed emotions.
Bye :)
I watched this TV show while waiting for the new season of The Walking Dead and it was not a bad replacement.
Sometimes getting detention is not that bad, especially not when a chemical lab blows up and the whole town dies. But is being trapped inside of a school building cool? I would hate it. And I would hate it even more if I had diabetes and needed insulin.
This TV show really has a great alternative idea for a zombie virus, instead of a virus the radio activity (or whatever it is) keeps the bodies alive and feed on the living.
Just imagine how freaky that is!
So it is a new series and they have only made one season so far and it had an annoying cliff hanger. You know now that other people are alive, you know that the authorities wants to kill people who experienced the blow up and you know who caused the mess. So what is going to happen next?
I cannot wait for the next season, but until then I will watch The Walking Dead with many mixed emotions.
Bye :)
fredag den 30. september 2016
The Walking Dead: Descent
Lilly Caul is unlucky in her decisions on saving people and men to date... Some get shot, others bitten and some just simply crazy. She chooses to save Reverend Jeremiah and his congregation. That was a bad decision especially after she had just fallen in love again with a religious guy who goes crazy. Sorry if I spoil too much but that woman needs to do a background check on her guys.
Actually reading and watching The Walking Dead makes you sceptic toward religious people. I'm religious myself but I would never see a zombie apocalypse as a beat of death, a sign from God that we should kill all livings or a way that the Devil can capture our souls forever. Of course I understand that you would try to find a meaning in such a mess but this is just not a good meaning. I would more see it as a way to clean up this messy planet. But anyways zombies are not real.
The thing is Lilly is trying to keep Woodbury from falling apart and that's a good thing but where's the best place to hide during an apocalypse and save people? Oh yeah, under ground! Bob is a former drunk who did bad things but he discovers some forgotten tunnels under the ground of Woodbury and that way they can save Jeremiah's church. But they should not had done that. These people have secrets and they are not good and the reverend reminds me of the Governor in many ways; nice on the outside and a real sociopath in reality. Oh yeah, here we go again and if only Lilly wasn't so stubborn.. She annoys me sometimes.
But anyways it's a great book to read if you are a fan of TWD like me! Good luck :)
Actually reading and watching The Walking Dead makes you sceptic toward religious people. I'm religious myself but I would never see a zombie apocalypse as a beat of death, a sign from God that we should kill all livings or a way that the Devil can capture our souls forever. Of course I understand that you would try to find a meaning in such a mess but this is just not a good meaning. I would more see it as a way to clean up this messy planet. But anyways zombies are not real.
The thing is Lilly is trying to keep Woodbury from falling apart and that's a good thing but where's the best place to hide during an apocalypse and save people? Oh yeah, under ground! Bob is a former drunk who did bad things but he discovers some forgotten tunnels under the ground of Woodbury and that way they can save Jeremiah's church. But they should not had done that. These people have secrets and they are not good and the reverend reminds me of the Governor in many ways; nice on the outside and a real sociopath in reality. Oh yeah, here we go again and if only Lilly wasn't so stubborn.. She annoys me sometimes.
But anyways it's a great book to read if you are a fan of TWD like me! Good luck :)
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